 |
|
|
 |
|
|
After watching every sci-fi movie and television show ever to hit the screens, do you know what to do if you meet an alien? What if you're stuck on their planet, ship, or dimension? Some people aren't so savvy. The dummies need a helping hand. Got any advice?
|
|
 |
|
|
If you don't understand the language, just wait. Something will come along so that everyone speaks North American English.
Robots on wheels provide endless amounts of amusement.
Invariably your genitals will be compatible with at least a few alien races.
Avoid using slang. No one will get it, and it generally furthers opinions about humans being an annoying, demented ape species, who should be put down for obvious reasons.
-- Peter
If it's still moving, you haven't shot it enough. If it's totally finished, give it a few more just to be sure. We come in peace, shoot to kill.
-- Jeff Kubik
Regardless, of the advanced nature of the culture you find yourself in. Your primitive homespun earthly wisdom will save the day.
-- Brian
Just stand still, do not move, that way, they can think you are just some stupid statue and leave you along, unless of course they try to touch you, then run as fast as you can!
-- Piccolo
The most important thying to remember is to always make yourself more important than you really are. Pretend that on your home planet, you are a god, and hopefully, the alien species will understand that you are important, and will treat you with a little bit or respect!
-- Jonathan
Don't ever, EVER, assume that its dead. Even if its blown to bits, there's always some part of it that can kill you.
-- Dramus
MORE
|
|
|
|
|
Stuck in a galaxy... Far, far away. |
|
|
 |
 |
|
