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After watching every sci-fi movie and television show ever to hit the screens, do you know what to do if you meet an alien? What if you're stuck on their planet, ship, or dimension? Some people aren't so savvy. The dummies need a helping hand. Got any advice?
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If you have some kind of selfish character flaw or known to the others of your group simply by your rank or if your costume is not unique, you are officially dead. Prepare to be eaten, dismembered, or shot sometime before a commercial break.
-- Mr. No-name
If an alien offers to help for free.Refuse it. They only want to use you for their own purposes.
Torrin Gaijin
Never under estimate the power of Minty Teeth cleaning worms
-- Simon Spencer
Use the Kirk Theory. If it's a female of the species mate with it and then use it for what you want and leave it behind on some planet with the notion you love your ship more than her.
-- Jeff
Never approach the cute alien monster. Cute alien monsters always morph into ugly sharp-toothed eating machines when approached by unsuspecting humans. If you see a cute alien monster, shoot it, and keep shooting it until it stops making the cute chirpy noises.
-- Rachel Verkade
Find something weak to beat up on for information. If everyone thinks your a savage you might as well play the part.
-- Aland
Not all comfy looking chairs are good to sit in.
-- chuckles
If you find an escape pod floating dead in space, with passenger/passengers claiming that they were attacked for no apparent reason by some evil race, throw them back out into space as fast as you can!
-- Alphonze
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