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Dave "Mr. Fire Warden"
TEAM SPACE

Unsatisfied with human opponents, Dave (aka Mr Fire Warden) experimented with monkeys, lab rats, and eventually a reprogrammed Aibo to find the perfect Halo challenger. Powered by furious rage and intravenous Mountain Dew, he often plays against every other player at LAN parties whilst watching West Wing and calculating his projected net worth for the year 2042. His favourite games are Halo 2, Gears of War, Bioshock, and Guitar Hero. He enjoys occasional LAN parties, and even occasional Xbox Live games. He has also been known to eat the heads of common raccoons for protein.